Hello, this is Captain Aquarius speaking. Dan has asked me to talk with you from the top of this message about the Universal Festival Calendar for March, 2015. The UFC format is going to change radically a month from now. For the first time since the first of 200 monthly issues appeared in July 1998, it is time for the UFC to get with the Silicon Era, now that we’re in the Aquarian Age, moving at dream speed. Please fasten your seat belts, make sure you have some champagne and your opinions are stored under the seat in front of you. Before we take off, we’ll ask you to direct your attention straight ahead, where two volunteer passengers are doing the safety demo that any of you could do by heart now, as you’ve seen it so many times.
First, A Little about Our New Flight Plan:
If you think you’ve seen some of this content before, it’s because you probably have. I’ve copied the entire Aquarian Airlines mailing list into MailChimp, which I’ll soon be using as my main medium for event announcements. So if you got last week a notice about my Egypt event plans for this month and early April, my apologies for the duplicate mail. I aim to consolidate into a single list by the end of March.