Hello, this is your Captain speaking. I have a little straight information to tell you, at a time when our airwaves are choked with everything but well-intentioned truth. Aquarian Airlines flight 725 is ready to take off from Guatemala City to Mexico City, and on to Lima, Peru. The point of this message is not to tell you about the planetary dynamics of the next Black Moon in Leo, coming on August 1 or 2, depending on your location. I’ll post a chart and video about this next lunation in a few days.
Rather, the point of talking with you now is to address a false travel advisory that may affect your travel plans. The United States and the UK have been warning their citizens not go to Guatemala because it’s the world’s most unsafe country. We need not speculate here on the motives for this atrociously cynical lie. If you or I were an American politician or capitalist from a country that has more guns than people, and where tens of thousands of people die every year from gunshot wounds — and that’s not even counting people murdered by police — we too would need to transfer our problem to another country. And what better for that purpose than a country so vibrant, beautiful and gracious that the main danger it poses is in exposing the emptiness and horror of the corporatist cultures that rule their peoples through illness, ignorance and fear. For such controlling types, a place as happy, spontaneous and free as Guatemala must be truly terrifying.